The Ballad of the Cat and the Hound
A musical tale of mischief, adventure, and pet shenanigans
Introduction
Before we begin this epic ballad, a quick introduction to our protagonists:
Stinker Bell (a.k.a. Stink Rat) - My clever, slightly murderous cat who dreams of outdoor adventures and bird hunting.
Meat Head (a.k.a. Duke, Lugnut, the Nasty) - My lovable, not-so-bright hound who has never met a smell he didn't want to roll in or a disgusting thing he wouldn't eat.
And on the curious repeated phrase "Seven" - this is an inside joke between my partner and me. In our household headcanon, this is how our pets say "I love you" to each other. Why seven? It makes absolutely no sense, and that's precisely why it's perfect.
Now, grab a drink, imagine a tavern melody (specifically "Ragnar the Red" from Skyrim), and enjoy the ballad of my ridiculous pets.